fuckyeahroxicodone:

made this set a long long time ago.  but it’s kinda neat.  so enjoy. :]

Found an old (ish) prescription of flexiril. I love finding drugs in my stuff. It’s like finding 20 dollars in your winter coat when you get it from the closet. Except it’s drugs ^_^

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

liftedandgiftedd:

every girl deserves orgasms and pizza

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

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Yo

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You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: humorbaby)